It’s almost that season!  Last night, as I was standing in front of a mirror that was propped in such a way that it made me look tall and elegant, I started singing Oh Christmas Tree with different lyrics.  My life has been way too serious lately so it’s time for some Christmas Songs. Please don’t be offended 🙂

Oh “Skinny” Mirror (Oh Christmas Tree tune) Oh Skinny mirror, oh skinny mirror, Your image truly delights me. Oh skinny mirror, oh skinny mirror, your image truly delights me.  I once was short and kind of stocky but now I’m tall and quite lanky.  Oh skinny mirror, oh skinny mirror, your image truly delights me.

Trader Joe’s (Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the store, I’m a Trader Joe’s, needing some dinner, I don’t want pizza                                                       Everything’s on sale, I can stock my fridge, oh what fun it is to buy some food at Trader Joe’s!

Chorus: OH! Trader Joe’s, Trader Joe’s, I love Trader Joe’s! I feel like I’m in Heaven when I’m in Trader Joe’s!

 

Joy to my Stomach, My dinner has Come! (Joy to the World)

Joy to my stomach, my dinner has come, let forks receive some food! The food is very hooooooooot, and now my tongue is burned——–Chorus: Oh give me some water, oh give me some water, oh give me, oh give me, oh give me some water!

 

To be continued…perhaps.

 

 

 

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